Seasonal Photos: Winter

You’re the only one out there for a reason, dude

 

HOW COLD IS IT?

The last weekend before the brrrrr hit

 

It’s so cold we’re keeping the refrigerator open to heat the house.

First  real snowfall at spooky picnic spot

 

It’s so cold you can get a milkshake directly from the cow.

If this spot isn’t haunted I’ll eat a zombie

 

It’s so cold they’re putting down weather stripping on the WI/MN border.

Or I could just stay in the car

 

It’s so cold we just had to chip our dog from a fire hydrant.

Cold Duck Anyone (under the age of 21)?

 

It’s so cold the last time Trump came here he burned himself in effigy.

Can you feel your fingers and toes, I can’t feel my fingers or toes

 

It’s so cold students are wearing footies with their flip flops.

I laugh at snow, “Ha ha ha.”

 

It’s so cold I saw a reindeer with jumper cables.

The train tracks sang while I took this photo

 

It’s so cold you need a splash guard to use the toilet.

Icicles on the tree, that’s enough for me

 

It’s so cold I saw two bears holding up a Starbucks (and they had a game the next day).

The steps seem besides the point

 

It’s so cold squirrels are sleeping on the ice just to warm their nuts.